Marco Dapper - I love.

It’s hard not to think of porn when you think of Marco. First, there is the too-perfect name—yes, Marco Dominic Dapper is the one he was born with. He’s also got the ridiculously handsome looks of a Sean Cody model, you know, one of those guys you simultaneously can’t believe has resorted to Internet sex to turn a buck and to whom you are exceedingly grateful for doing so.

And though he claims to have christened himself “El Burro” because he’s a Johnny Knoxville-esque jackass, the nickname is apt all the way around.

"...other men must feel inadequate around you..."

Marco is eye candy. He looks to the whole world as good as Matt Dillon looks to Bruce Weber’s camera.